"Rocket-boosted action, brilliat speculation, and the recreation of a horror out of the mythologic past, all seamlessly blend into a rollercoaster ride of suspense and advcenture."
--James Rollins, NY Times bestselling author of JAKE RANSOM AND THE SKULL KING'S SHADOW

"With THRESHOLD, Jeremy Robinson goes pedal to the metal into very dark territory. Fast-paced, action packed and wonderfully creepy! Highly recommended!"
--Jonathan Maberry, NY Times bestselling author of ROT & RUIN

"Jeremy Robinson is the next James Rollins"
--Chris Kuzneski, NY Times bestselling author of THE SECRET CROWN

"There's nothing timid about Robinson as he drops his readers off the cliff without a parachute and somehow manages to catch us an inch or two from doom."
--Jeff Long, NY Times bestselling author of THE DESCENT

"Jeremy Robinson is a fresh new face in adventure writing and will make a mark in suspense for years to come."
--David Lynn Golemon, NY Times bestselling author of LEGEND and EVENT

"Jeremy Robinson is an original and exciting voice."
--Steve Berry, NY Times bestselling author of THE EMPEROR'S TOMB

Are you a zombie?

Does unlife have you down in the dumps?

Do you ponder...anything at all?

If you answered “Flaaarg,” to any of these questions, you’re probably a zombie, and as such, you’re most likely a mess. Not only is your body failing you one organ and orifice at a time, but the Living taunt you with their delicious bodies while swinging blunt objects at your head. It’s a cruel fate.

But there is hope! THE ZOMBIE’S WAY by Ike Onsoomyu is an inspirational guide for the Undead containing forty “words of zombie wisdom” fully illustrated so that even the brainless might glean some spark of hope from these pages. You will laugh. You will cry. You will be inspired to continue on your carnivorous rampage. This book is the answer for every Undead asking the question, “Efluuuaack?” 

As a zombie, you should feel free indulge in the pleasure of consuming your children long before opening a book, but if the Living remove your limbs or if your guts drag in the dirt as you walk, and you’re feeling glum—come back to these pages and feel unalive again! You deserve it.

PRAISE FOR THE ZOMBIE’S WAY

“Reeaag fliff plah, plah, plah freeeeeem!” -- James Thomas , Zombie - missing both legs at the knees

“Wuhhrarg wuhhrarg wuhhrarg!” -- Sally Shore, Undead - 114 victims

“Eeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!” -- Devin Peterson, Living Dead - currently impaled by a fence post

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Ike Onsoomyu (sound it out) is a zombie. He enjoys short shuffles along the beach and eating brains, fresh or rotting. Seeking human companion to consume/infect. *Clipped from Undead Personals.